Argyle

I outlaw argyle
Already too easy
To identify the dull and boring
Grant me some camoflage please
The hunting should feel like a sport

I outlaw heaven
God knows your bliss is ignorant
Spirituality is not a transaction
You never know your account balance anyway
Sheol is good enough for me
If I do right

I outlaw the open mind
I also outlaw unicorns
Neither one exists
Just ask an open mind
About the other guy

I outlaw poetry
I also outlaw the electric slide
No one looks good doing either

I outlaw winning
Prizes are for losers

I outlaw television
Live your life
No more watching

I outlaw soap
Your soul never gets clean
Even if you obsess

I outlaw free speech
I outlaw blogs
I outlaw facebook
I outlaw all non-digital television waves
I outlaw myself

Give me a horse and a gun and a train to rob
And a bed under the stars