Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Boycott! Protest! Yahtzee!

Hillary Clinton is now calling on George Bush not to show up at the Olympics in China. Barack Obama is "conflicted" about whether we should participate. This relates to Chinese involvement, or lack thereof, in Tibet and Darfur. Cool.

Here's one for you: We should then also boycott ourselves for failing to give the money we said we would to the Millennium Development Goals for third-world countries.

Do you know we once boycotted Rochefort cheese in France because of their policies toward Iraq or some other Middle Eastern country? Let me make this abundantly clear: WE SHOULD NEVER BOYCOTT CHEESE. Heck, we ought to start a new world organization called boycott-of-the-month club, where the only requisite is that members agree to be boycotted by other members.

We even have people who are organizing against Comcast Digital Cable for some sort of unfair practices. Comcast? Really? Power to the people over the idiot box?

Can we please get out of college at some point, dearies?

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